I had a long day, but nothing a cold shower won’t fix! Try it and thank me later.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.Common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it.I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. ![]() There are two sides to the story, and then there are the screenshots.Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people over the internet.Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on, so I’m in for the night.You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.Try following the quote “be true to yourself” because you are always lying to others.If only I could get a day between Saturday and Sunday. ![]()
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